so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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