It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
3pm strippers are depressing
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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