they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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