I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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