playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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