So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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