just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize