Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.