Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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