This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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