Non-Jews are for practice
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he was CRYING into my vagina
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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