shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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