what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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