dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut