"it" just moved
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?