she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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