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How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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