Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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