drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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