I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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