when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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