just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants