would you consider him our boss?
then technically i slept with our boss
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Send help, water and tortillas.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight