Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just forgot I was standing up.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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