Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize