Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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