forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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