I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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