Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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