i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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