batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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