Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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