if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Randomize
