WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
one might say we're banned from that church
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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