So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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