i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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