He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?