You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
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Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.