I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together