glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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If i could tip my vagina, i would.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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