So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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