Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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