I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".