There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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