help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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