you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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