I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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