How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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