I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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