Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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