he was CRYING into my vagina
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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