if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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