Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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