the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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